Tuesday, April 13, 1982

by Cady Caswell
Special to the Astro City Rocket

ASTRO CITY — Spokesmen for the Extranormal Activies Garrison for Law Enforcement announced today that a series of raids had been made on training camps belonging to the subversive would-be global-dominating organization known as PYRAMID. The camps were located in upstate New York, rural Alabama, the North Dakota Badlands and near the town of Wheeler, in nearby Nicholson County.

The raids were co-ordinated around inside information fed to E.A.G.L.E. by undercover agents who had infiltrated PYRAMID. "We've had very useful data, sent to us right from the heart of the organization," said Donald Henley, E.A.G.L.E.'s senior press officer. "Brave men and women who risked their lives to get us what we needed. And it all went off without a hitch, I'm happy to say."

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